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Monday, January 31, 2011

Kincir Angin di Amsterdam

Cerita pasal Gadis di Kota Belanda masih jadik sebutan di meja meja kedai mamak, dan dimana ada crew.
Terutama di kalangan mereka yg sekebaya ijau dengannya.
Pelbagai spekulasi timbul, why she took her own life.
Cerita ceriti nya ada beberapa versi.
Well, that is not what I am going to blog about.
I dont even know the poor girl.
So, I am going to hope she rest in peace.
Apa pun anutannya, apa pun sebab that drives her up the wall.
I dont know.

Di kala mendengar cerita tu semua, tetiba Mak Piah rasa takut.
What if I am sitting kat next to a person who is drowned in his/her own problems,stress and depression and not know it?
I just felt that, bottled up problems can cause a person to do such thing, like this Kota Belanda girl.

Do we say hi to people we know and just hi?
Do we have the time to actually sit and ask how they were doing?
Ini bukan kes menyibuk ya.
This is seikhlasnya, care for the person.
Can we spend sometimes, to just sit and listen to their moaning?
Yes, it can get on your nerves sometimes.
Tapi sesekali bolehkah lend your ear and have your waterproof shoulder for some other people to cry on?

Banyak, orang yang stress, depress ni hanya perlu orang hanya untuk mendengar.
Tidak perlu bagi penyelesaian.
Just to unload the pain..that's it.
Nak selesaikan masalah orang macam mana, kalau kemampuan kita hanya setakat mendengar.
Just to be there.
It helps.
It helps the person who need help and you.

Dan kalau dah dengar tu, duduk dendiam.
Belajar dari kesilapan dia, and tell urself tak buat macam tu.
Jangan lak jadik Kak Nam.
Not good tau.

May I never discuss who is wicked and what wicked things he has done, but know good men and follow in their footsteps.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Oh my DIOR!

Ada tak korang kengkawan macam ni?

Kalau ko ada handbag baru.Dia ada tigaaaaaaaaaaa yang baru.
Harga UP la, kan.
Pastu dia tercerita lak dia beli beg tiga bijik tu sebab nak juai balik KL esok dia cuti.

Kalau ko masak, org puji sedap. Dia pulak, orang tempah buat katering.
Masak 15 lauk sekali harung.
Pastu dia tercerita, dia tolong kakak sedara dia meniaga bazar ramadhan.
Dont take it personally, I am refering ONLY to this particular person.

Kalau ko ada jam adalah jenama pi tak mahal sangatla, dia baru jek beli susu Omega.
Harga UP lagik.
Pastu dia tercerita, dia beli kat kedai secondhand.
Plsss...dont get me wrong, I dont have anything against secondhand shop.

Kalau boyfriend ko hadiahkan beg jenama terkenal di kota Paris itu, dia ada 5, pi tak nak pakai. Dah buhsan katernyer.
Pastu, tercerita, dia tak kan beli memahal sebab pakai memahal pun bukan orang tau.
Tapi, semua pun tau, dia tek idong masin.

Kalau ko ada camera DSLR, dia pun terel amik gambar walaupun bukan kamera DSLR.
Kira cam, bakat built in la amik gambar.
Kira dia amik, gambar mesti best aaa..
Ada, bukan takde gambar dia amik lawa. Tapi tak de la seperti yg digebangkan.

Kalau ko hantar mak ko duit sibu sebulan, dia hantar 2ibu. Elok lah.
Bukankah sebaik baik bakti, adalah bakti pada ibu bapa.
Pastu, tercerita mak dia bising dia tak hantar duit.

Kalau dulu Mak Piah adalah menang pertandingan ratu cantik kat kampung,dapat hadiah sabun Lux 6 bijik, mee Lee Fah 2 bungkus dan air tin 6 bijik, biskut kering setin, dia lak dpt masuk Miss Msia, tapi bapak tak kasik.

Waktu zaman jahiliyah dulu Mak Piah minum 18 tequila shots dan 10 magaritas, dia leh minum 18 jug TEH PULAU PANJANG dan beberapa puluh shots tah tequila.

Kalau ko berkira kira nak beli umah, dia dah ada dua umah bertanah dan satu kondo.
Siap dah renovate kaw kaw...

Kalau ko sibuk carik orang nak kirimkan duit balik Msia, dia baru jek hantar 8 ibu balik Msia.

Kalau ada kete lawa, ko puji kete tu lawa, dia katalah aaaahhh..boyfren dia nyer kete lagik lawa dan mahal.

Kalau boyfren/laki/kekasih gelap/pujaan hati ko tercall masa lepak dengan dia, boyfren dia lak sentiasa buat position report, risaukan dia.

Kalau ada orang suka ko, dia ada jugak peminat.
Dia jek taknak.

Kawan Mak Piah ni best,kan?

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Berani kerana benar, bohong kerana tak mau meluka??

Bolehkah bercakap bohong?
Mak Piah tahu.
Bohong adalah bohong, biar apa pun alasannya.
Now I am faced with this.

Beranikah Mak Piah berkata benar?
Sekali ini..Mak Piah akan berbohong.
Berbohong dengan menukar jalan cerita, tetapi intinya sama.
Sama seperti bohong adalah bohong.

Mak Piah berpakat dengan teman teman sengkongkol.
Mak Piah yang jadi mastermind dalam perkara ini.
Mak Piah akan tanggung jugak dosa yang satu ini.
And when the time comes, I will stand up and admit it in front of those who I lied too.
I will take the full responsibility of this lie.
Yes I will.

Maafkan Mak Piah, makcik.
Mak Piah bohong sebab tak mau makcik yang terlantar di hospital sakit tenat lebih tenat mendengar cerita yang sebenarnya.

Dear Most Merciful, please have mercy on my dear friend who is almost losing his mind in where he is now.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Nyampes

Kerja Mak Piah bila tak fly ialah berfb dan melayari laman laman itu
Bukak fb.
Baca status orang.
Tengok wall orang.
Ada yang buat gelak gelak.
Ada yang Mak Piah senyum.
Ada yang buat Mak Piah gembira.
Ada yang buat Mak Piah rasa macam nak ketuk umah dia tunjal kepala dia.
Ada yang buat Mak Piah terliur sebab duk bubuh gambar makanan kegemaran Mak Piah.
Ada yang buat Mak Piah meluatttttttttt yangamattttttzz kerana menunjukkan harta kekayaan, kemewahan di FB sedangkan Mak Piah tahu..disebalik itu semua...ada beberapa baldi airmata yang tumpah.

Semalam rakan sengkongkol mengadu.
Ada lah dalam friendlist dia tu satu awek nih duk kompang sistem pendidikan di negara oputeh dia tu mahal.
Walhal, sebernarnya nak mengompang dia belajar balik.
Wah siap bitau ni..ada kawan org kaya lah gaknya..hantar anak tadika kat international school bayo 30k SIN dolah...
Pastu ntah segaja ke tak sengaja buh statement,lain lah kalau ada boyfriend yang tolong bayarkan..
Khelassss sangat.
Berani matik sungguh berkata sedemikian.
Tak ke tersirap rakan sengkongkol yang ada bf bayarkan Mak Piah membaca kalimat itu?

Awek yang mengada ni kawin dengan oputeh, so tambahlah lagak dia ye.
* motif dengki sebab Mak Piah tak kenkawin lagik dengan oputeh,kan???:P
Mungkin awek ni tak berlagak..tapi sifat dengki tu yang buat Mak Piah dan rakan rakan sengkongkol rasa dia berlagak,eh??
I need to check myself.

But seryes ok, ada few people yang Mak Piah kenal yang kawin oputeh nih cam belagak satu macam.
Cakap cam pelat pelat oputehs.
Walhal, ado???
Mencik laaa.
Yang Mak Piah geramkan ialah yang tetiba geli tengok Mak Piah makan pakai tangan.
Walhal dulu ok jek belasah makan nasik lauk asam pedas dengan tangan dengan Mak Piah kat gerai NO 15 kat Melaka tu, sekarang dah kawin oputehs siap.." ohhhh no darling, it's gross"
Afundeks ok???
Mak Piah cakap, duduk meja lain la kalau gross sambil hirup kuah asam pedas.

Tapi kan...anak dia lawa.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Kher

Hari ini 3 years ago...

I got a call from my sister early in the morning.
'father has been admitted to the hospital. Come home'
I knew something bad has happened.

I went blank.
No one was home.
I didnt know what to do.
Or how to react.

I ran up and down the street where I lived for abt 30mins or maybe longer before I went to the office to ask for emergency leave.
It was granted.
Unfortunately, here, I would need an exit visa.
That would take 3 working days.

So I opted to deadhead to Surabaya, Indonesia.
There I was stranded for another 3 days before boarding a flight to KL.
When I landed in KL, I kinda know, father has gone to meet his Creator.

From Kl to my hometown takes 1'40mins.
My brother in law pick me up at the airport to drive me another 4 hours before I get home.
We sat in silence for the whole journey.
Not word in that 4 hours span.
*not that my brother in law read this, but thank U. I remember now I didnt thanked him for picking me up in his old 4 wheel drive.*

I reached my home at about midnight to my lifeless father.
To those who has loved ones who has passed on, you might understand.
I cried a river as my world crushed on me.
I choked a couple of time.

I didnt say hello to anyone.
But I guess everyone understand.

Aaaaaaaarghhhh..I would like to continue but my tears just wont stop.

Kher, as I fondly call him.

I miss you.
Grief can't be shared.
Everyone carries it alone,his own burden,his own way.

Seroja2

Saya berkeyakinan tinggi yang saya akan berjaya memindahkan barang barang dan mengemaskan rumah pada hari ini walaupun hati saya gundah gulana mengenangkan internet
Ni skema,kan??
Cikgu Fatimah mesti bangga kalau dia tahu saya menggunakan bahasa kebangsaan yang betul, walau hanya sebaris ayat.

Mangkit awal nih ari.
Sunyik sungguhhh.

Really, I am not good with goodbyes.
Cam leret leret lak nak packing.
My room dah settle dah.

Sekarang nak lepak tenet dulu sesambil melayari laman lucah fb

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

seroja bunga seroja.

pindah pindah pindah pindah pindah pindah pack unpack pack unpack pack unpack..kemas pindah pindah kemas kemas pindah pindah kemas pindah lagik...kemas lagik ...

Dan dan Mak Piah fefeeling P. Ramlee.
'mengapa ku disiksa...

Penat lah wey.
Mak Piah faham.
Faham sangat napa kene pindah.
Tapi Mak Piah tak faham kenapa suka buat last menet nyer decision.
Apakah orang orang di negara ais kacang itu otaknya seperti Ikan Salmon yang kejung di freezer supermarket( tak beli la sebab mahal, nengok nengok jek )
Mengapa mereka tidak mahu membuat keputusan sedangkan tahu apakah natijah perbuatan mereka kepada mereka mereka yg 'desperate ini? <---meminjam kata kata seorang teman yg sudah dilay-off.

Ok Mak Piah nyer barang adalah 3 kontena.
Nak menyusunnya dalam kotak untuk dibawak pindah.
Barang si Keding ada 1 kontena.
AKu jual TV orang tua nih karang, tak pasal...:P

Eeeee..mecik tau.
Pas tu nak menyusun seroja bunga seroja kat umah baru.
Capek ok???
Mungkinkah org Housing tau Mak Piah sangat liat nak gi exercise..so dia berkonspirasi nak bagi Mak Piah berpeluh.
Sangat memikirkan kebajikan crew,kan??
(note to self : gi gym pas ni. Pakai kasut sukan yang mahai tu..TETAPPPP nak menunjuk, kan?)

Sekarang Mak Piah akan memulakan hidup baru.
Dan akan membuang segala sampah saraps.
Mak Piah nak hidup gaya minimalist.
Wahhhhhh!!!
Minimalist...tek kucen laaaa...

Dan...barang barang Mak Piah masih lom abis kemas..

Penyakit Berjangkit.

Dah 3 hari takde internet.
Sejak balik dari Jakarta tu ari.
I dunno why sebab as I remember, I paid on the 17th November.
So abis internetnya mestilah 17th Jan.
Celllllaaakksssss ok ?
Mahal lak tu internet ni.

Semalam dengan semangat waja seorang waris keturunan headhunter, Mak Piah gi ke pat internet tu.

Mak Piah : napa dia cut my internet connection before the 17th?
Si Gajah yg kerja situ : AFTER 6 months..
Mak Piah : My Internet was cut before 17th Jan, why?
Si Gajah ya kerja situ : after bay money today, 6 months .

Mak Piah kulat kulat jek...I marah ni tau...napa u asik cakap 6 months???
Ke dia bagi tau Mak Piah, dia peknen 6 months walau pun Mak Piah tgk cam bunting gajah 2 bulan jek..:P
Dia nih kerja customer service.
Tapi bahasa inggerisnya MAAAFII dong

Dah bayar dah.
Ni bermula lah episod episod takmandi satu hari, sampai berhari hari kerana menadap internet ni.
Bermulalah makan sup saja. Sebab bubuh semua dlm piuk. Dan lepak lagik main tenet.
Atau masak bubur nasik . Taruk semua bahan sekali dgn nasik. Makan bila terasa nak makan. Tak yah gaduh nak menumis bagai.
Hebatkan??

MAkin malas lah Mak Piah.
Dah la Rambut Dawai tak de. Lagik malas nak masak.
Kalau Rambut Dawai ada, best gak makan berdua.
Ni Rambut Dawai gi Melbourne bercuti.
Ati panas hokeh>???

Ada internet banyak pro and cons dia.
Pro dia- Mak Piah boleh mengetahui peristiwa peristiwa di tanahair. Termasuklah tanah runtuh, esksiden, artis cantik Camelia kawin Tan Sri ( jeles ok? ) dan tidak ketinggalan video lucah yang diterbitkan oleh artis artis tempatan.

Cons dia- Umah tak berkemas, selimut tak lipat, cawan tak berbasuh, barang tak pack nak pindah villa. Mengetahui cerita dalam kain orang melalui status status Fb dan tweeter..
Mak Piah menjadi lalai kuasa 2.

Dan sofa ruang tamu dah bertambah lendut...

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Breakfast at Tiffany..

Tempat kejadian perkara :
Hotel bertaraf 5 bintang di Jakarta.

Dua Kuih Pau turun breakfast. ( complimentary yer...hahaha )

Time masuk : 0845 -local time, Kat sini di panggil wilayah indonesia barat.
Makanlah sashimi, mie bakso, dimsum. Sampai nak pecah perut makan dia.
Dah leh makan, apalagik belasah la yer.

Time : 0930-local time.

Bau Pau 1 : Mas aku mintak tolong boleh ga??
Waiter : Kenapa, bu?
Bau Pau 1 : Minta dong , wheelchair.
Waiter : Untuk apa, bu?
Bak Pau 2 : bawa kita ke kamar. Ga kuat makan kerna kekenyangan.
Waiter : * pengsan *
......................................Kau ado, makan sampai tak leh nak bangkit dari kerusi??
Ada????

Oh I love Jakarta...:))

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Now, everyone cannot fly.

Air Asia buat emergency evacuation n ari kat KIA.
Ngeri la.
Mak Piah baca komen dorang dorang kat fb mengena mende ni.
And one of my friend's husband was on that flight.

One part of me rasa ngeri.
One part Mak Piah nak cakap...
Haaa..selalu bila crew buat safety demo, passengers selalu buat derk jek.
Baca suat kabar la.
Skit tak pandang crew yang buat demo.
Macamlah crew yang buat demo tu ialah tiang letrek.
Cam kuang hajo jek.
Buat muka pandai la kunun.
Dah kena buat evacuation masa emergency macam tu, baru padan muka!

I hope I will never have to experience emergency evacuation macam derang ni.
Kalau Mak Piah, mesti trauma.
Turun slide tu pakai skirt merah yang pendeksssssssssss yang amats tu.
Sure blister peha kene slide.
Masa buat annual SEP* training, pakai jeans dan siap stokin tebal pun rasa panas bontot...nikan pulak pakai semekert merahs tu.
Sesilap sikit hari lagik Air Asia tukar uniform crew dia.
Tukarlah...for safety reasons.

Sheksi aaaa tapi kalau berbalar peha/kaki masa nak turun slide, NOT GOOD ok?

Sunday, January 9, 2011

How come. How long?

Lagenda Budak Setan.

It opened an old chapter in my life.
Sam White.
One I blocked.
And never wish to revisit.

Why do I think of it now?

aaaaaaaaaaaaah persetankan.

Belasungkawa

A good friend has just lost her dad.
Mak Piah turut merasa sedih.
I know how hard it is.
Losing that MAN in one's life.
I lost mine a few years ago.
And the pain is unbearable.
Till today, everytime I think of him, I feel a sharp pain in my heart.
I almost lost myself when it happened.
Like the world crushed down on me.

Nevertheless, I am glad that this dear friend of mine was able to see the father when he passed on.

Selamat jalan utk ayahanda tercinta dari sahabatku yg telah pulang ke rumah BAPA di surga dgn damai sejahtera.
Semoga Tuhan memberikan kekuatan dan ketabahan utk seluruh keluarga yg ditinggalkan.

Friday, January 7, 2011

pakai otak boleh ke???

Kuching: Police who were investigating a rape case yesterday on a 16-year-old girl was shocked to find out that two of her younger sisters were also raped.

This evening at about 6 pm, a grandfather and an uncle were arrested for questioning. It was alleged that the two father and son from Kampung Bedil were taking turn raping the three sisters left in their care.

The victim’s parents were divorce and the mother who had custody could not care for them so she left them in the care of her father and brother.

When her daughter aged 16 was confirmed to be pregnant, the shocked mother send her to the Sarawak General hospital and a police report was reported.

Police were investigating and found that two other younger sisters were also raped. All three sisters were brought to the hospital and the Welfare department had been contacted to bring them to a safe house after they were discharged.


Kalau betul dorang ni buat.
Sial ok???
Apa kesial sangat dorang ni?
Tu darah daging kau laaaa bodoh!!!!
Bogelkan dua orang ni.
Pastu tonggeng terbalik kan.
Rejam sampai mati.
Ok this time I am going to use the word.
B A S T A R D S!

Serbaibel- learn it from the best.

Seryes la.
Kompound ni sunyik.
Macam tanah perkuburan.
Semalam 15 orang balik cuti ke negara Jericho Rosales.
Esok ada 9 orang.
Blok sebelah Mak Piah dah hampir kosong.
Blok Mak Piah nih adalah berapa kerat gaknya.

Walaupun Mak Piah tak banyak bersosialisasi, tapi merasa jugak kekosongan blok blok lain.
Naik bus pergi ke pasar tu dapatlah sorang duduk satu baris.
Shopping bus pagi kosong gak.
Adalah 6 orang yang sekadar mencukupi untuk bus tu pergi.
Bawah 6 orang, kompeni kensel shopping trip tu.

Yang tinggal kat kompound sekarang hanyalah mereka mereka yang terselamat dari lay-off.
Flight sehari satu.
I dont blame the company.
It is for the company's survival.
I would have done the same if it was my company.

Dan sekarang kompound telah diserang oleh nyamuk.
Heran sungguh, padang pasir ni kontang.
Oklah now winter, sejuk.
Tak nampak air bertakung kat mana mana.
But YES...MOSQUITOES can really find their way.
Mungkin adalah kat lopak lopak bekas peninggalan banjir tempohari.

Asal jumpa orang kat sini, tengok dorang bawak raket letrik.
Bunuh nyamuk.
Cicak, kalau ada kat kompound ni mesti gembira dapat makan nyamuk BBQ.
Banyak lak tu.

Nyamuk, kagum pulak Mak Piah.
Camner kau leh serbai kat padang pasir nih.
Beranak pinak bercucu cicit bagai.
Dan kadar jangkahayat kau bukan panjang pun.

Mungkinkah kita perlu belajar sesuatu dari nyamuk bila soal survival nih?

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Apakah 11

A while ago, I blogged of a girl who was so in love with Kambing Tua yang sangat hebat diranjang.
She buzzed me on YM.
I knew it before she said anything.
I typed what I think.
Then delete.
Typed.
Delete.
For I fear she will naik hantu if I tell her what he said at the operation centre.

I told her.
If you ask for advice, it is the same thing as making me the person who is responsible for your decision.
Ini tidak bagus!
Tak boleh jadik.
Esok Mak Piah yang akan jadi bangs*^ kalau orang tahu Mak Piah adalah penasihatnya.
Lagipun I am not a relationship expert.
Apalah nasehat yang Mak Piah leh bagik.
Mak Piah pun tak berlaki.

Kambing Tua mintak waktu sebab nak settlekan unfinished business dengan ex GF dia.
Wadafak laaa..unfinished business?
Ini sayangku Cik Gebu, adalah alasan untuk dia beramas mesra dengan Ex GF dia masa Cik Gebu balik dicutikan.
Why do you want to inflict this pain on yourself?
But again, kalau dah sayang, memang senang hendak kene tipu.
We always want to hear and see what we want to see.

Tu masalah semua orang rasanya.
Kita nak tau yang there is still hope.
Hope that the other party will love us unconditionally.
Hope that kita ni lah cinta sejatinya.
Kita nih la yang one he will never be able to live without.
Hope yang kita ni la segalanya bagi dia.
Hope kita ni lah yang terbaik di tempat tidurnya. Eh!

Most of the time, nampak dah signs and symptoms.
But people proceed nak menguris hati sendiri.
Kenapa ya?

Kenapa tak mau sayang diri sendiri by not letting others to hurt you?
Let go la.
Sementara tak kawin lagik.
Esok dah kawin lain pulak ceritanya.
Dah tak leh nak larik la.
Duduklah kau kat situ.
Sampai ajal dan maut memisahkan.
Atau pejabat kadi gi taruk cop luluskan talak.
Tu makan tahun jugak.
And too much drama.

To the dear girl, sometimes it is better to be alone than unhappy.
Stop torturing urself.
Kalau dah signs and symptoms dia ialah ex GF dia mari duduk rumah dia masa dia tak kerja, what does that tell u?

Who's gonna run this town ?

I am back in the kingdom.
Rasa macam sunyi sangat.
Dah sebulan cuti.
Sibuk dengan family dan kawan kawan yang sudi berlepak sama.
Bukan macam PGMJ yang banyakkkkkkk ngat bende.
Tak dia demam, kodok dia terpelecok la..
Jumpa bakal mak mentua la..
Cit!
* ngeh ngeh ngeh *
Sibuk sangat kan, PGMJ..hahaha sajek jek sakitkan hati PGMJ.

Sunyik jek compound.
Ramai orang kene hantar balik.
Sebab kapal tinggal 2 bijik jek.

Yang Mak Piah tak paham yang duk memekak kata airlines nih tak best, tak tahan duk padang pasirla, pastu berangan I cannot stand this airlines,yang I-nak-berenti-kerja-sebab-tak-naik pangkat...tu yang stay.

Yang bebetul nak kerja, tak de gegak gempita tu, yang hari hari kene bantai buat kerja teruk onboard tu yang kene hantar balik.
Wadafak laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......
Cibs!

Nevertheless, I understand kat sini sistem dia memang lain.
Lainnnnn sangat.
Lain dia, lain hari Mak Piah kutuk.
Spoke to one of my friends yang kerja kat airline lain.
Airline yang kerja setahun jek settle hutang kredit card 10 tahun tertunggak.
Leh beli penthouse dekat Subang Parade.
Kat sana pun bersistem yang aneh.

Maybe kita yang kerja tukang buat kopi ni memang will not understand.

Pepun..I am glad I still have a job.
Ada lah berapa kerat yang Mak Piah tak berkenan di hantar balik.
Am I glad?
No.
Kesian pun ada.
Apalah dia nak buat kat kampung?
And for those yang this job ni yang duk support family dia, apalah nasib kau?

I remember when I have to let go of kebaya ijau, it is like the world has crushed on me.
I was depressed for quite sometimes.
Ni lain la dari putus cinta.
Sakit dia lain macam.
U get depressed easily.
Sebabnya, mana nak cekau duit?
Elok pulak jenis yang pemboros macam Mak Piah ni.
Banyak tu dapat, banyak tu yang abis.

But the good thing is, after incident tak de kerja, it teaches me a lesson in life.
Kalau bukan sebab tu, maybe now I am the president Mak Engku nyer club mengata Mana Ada Sistem Airlines gaji ciput dan antara yang terendah di dunia tu...:P tapi nak service tip top.
Pegiiiiii daaa.
Semua nak best.
Kalau pax ngamuk, kene merendah dirik dengan pax.
Pax mintak apa jek onboard kene ikut.

Tak leh gomoks gomoks, kalau dak hari hari Grooming Department hantar surat cinta kaler pink suruh timbang.
Cibssssssssssssss laaaa..
Kalau ko bayar banyak, buleh la crew bayar duit gym ke.
Ini ado???? Ado???

Tapi...ada tapinya ya.
Tapi kalau bukan sebab kene tanggalkan kebaya ijau tu dulu, maybe I will not venture into another airlines sebab in comfort zone.

Macam orang kawin lah.
Kalau tak kene cerai, takde la pikirnya leh carik laki baru.
Walupun ada yang sajek mintak cerai sebab nak berlaki baru. Eh.
Then we learn.
OOOOhhhhh tak mati rupanya kalau tak duduk kat situ jek.
Ooohhh I still can survive.
Ooohhh ada lagik pat lain nak hidup.
oooooohhh ramai gik jantan kat sinun. Eh.

To those yang kene lay-off this season,I pray you will find your way.
AirLantak bukan satu satunya punca rezeki.
Maybe your rezeki kat tempat lain.
Walaupun it is a well-known fact, AirLantak is Hotel California.
You can always check in, but you never can leave.
And soon, when summer flights starts kicking in, korang kan dipanggil balik.
Then you will be in a difficult situation to choose between nak balik ke Hotel California ni and do what you like best, flying, or what you have been doing while waiting to spread your wings again?

I know for quite a while now, only death is certain.
The rest in life is uncertainties.
Macam bilalah Mak Piah ni nak disunting? Eh.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

ukur baju badan sendiri

Sampai malam tadi kat villa.
Penat la.
Villa berkecah aaa sikit.
One thing aku tak paham napa Housing Department ni.
Kalau aku yang balik cuti, umah kene kemas dan bersih.
Tapi bila aku balik..umah housing dept sikit tak check.
Cibbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbsss la.
Mana chambermaid dia??
kalau umah orang harab, mesti dia anto orang kemaskan before orang lain masuk.
Umah Mesian, dia buat derk jek.
Cilako!

Lega aa dapat balik.
Dapat villa yang sama.
Tak de payah aku nak mengangkut my sampah sarap.
Ermm..yes.. that is going to be my resolution from now on.
I dont want to be a hoarder.
I will not buy more clothes.
Especially ones that looks good on the mannequins and not on me.

Ni aaa masalahnya.
lawa kat mannequins tak semestinya lawa kat tukang pakai.
Aku ni kuta berangan la.
Kuat perasan.
Lengan aku jek dah besar peha mannequin tu.
Ada hati nak berpakaian seperti mannequin.
Cis!
Sungguh tak sedar diri.

Looking at my stuffs now* just looking, not sorting them *
I cant help but to think..napalah aku nih benggong sangat?
Ok..skang, tidak ada cerita membeli baju itu dan ini lagik.
Belajar dr kesilapan.

Dan hendak belajar jugak.
Jangan lah terlalu banyak online.
Kang satu hapa tak buat.

Nak gi siapkan uniform dulu.
Esok tak terkial kial.