Of Menu

I overhead this conversation after service in economy.

Crew 1 : the passengers in the business class were giving me hard time.
Crew 2 : oh ya? What did they demand this time?
Crew 1 : they were asking what was the name of the salad dressing
Crew 2 : Funny passenger...why can't they just eat the salad...?

I smiled when I heard this...I was thinking ..you deserves this type of passengers who want to know what he/she is being served. There's nothing wrong with that. You as a crew member, should know what you are serving. Here it shows that you yourself didn't even know. To make it worst, the three of you who were working in the business class didn't even know what you guys were serving. And you guys have the cheek to blame catering for not letting you know.

Well my dear colleagues, I pity you for your lollipop brain. Next time maybe you might wanna check the contain of your menu card before you wiggle in the cabin and make the rest of us look stupid. For it need only one cabin crew to make to the whole group look like a dumb ass.

Many crew nowadays only know we are serving chicken with steamed rice, pasta with fish and lamb with rice according to the colored lids of the tin foils. Would it hurt you if you open the lids and check what you are serving???

So much for I know my job...people like this are giving the crew a bad name.
*sigh*

Me no Friend You

Once,I read somewhere your best friend will be your worst enemy. That is because he or she knows a lot about you. Things that you dare not discuss with your sisters, brothers, parent and spouses you discuss with your best friends. People that think will be there for all time.Even before your family and your spouse does.

Person whom you consult of your fear, your excitements, your secret crush, your stupidities. They seem to understand you and makes you feel that you are normal. They are the first you call when anything happen. Be it good or be it bad. For those who are like me, where relationship with family is close but not that close, I turn to these friends of mine.

I have had days where I actually think I survived now because of these friends. Through my years, I have known a few that I hold dear to my heart. Those who have been there for me through my joy, my not so-joy days, my pain, heartache and depression.

I still have some of them walking by my side till this very moment. Though we are far apart as I now live in the middle east, that has not change any of our feelings towards each other. Yes, once in a while we hurt each other, but then again, even our own thigh get rashes if it rubs each other too often. But never, had I or any of my close friend have any malice in mind when this frictions happened in the past. It has always been ok..we disagree, what do we do now? Or we don't look at each other for few days and refuse to speak. Then we laugh at our childish behaviour and all are good again.

Little that I know, I was about to find out.

I WILL NOT

I will not buy anymore undies for the next 5 years, as I have 1000 pcs of them. Errrr... I kinda think..that's why they stop us from flying to the countries that makes undies.

I will not buy anymore t-shirt,no matter how nice it fit me and makes me look slim. The object is a lot LARGER than the shirt

I will not buy anymore jeans even it makes me feel good that I can actually fit in one. My nephew used to say FIT BOTTOM, ay

I will not buy anymore dresses that I will not have to guts to wear. Makes me look like a drunk drag queen in mardi gras in Sidney or Spain.

I will not buy anymore mini skirts that I planned to wear them doing my cooking.

I will not buy anymore hot pants and will not think that one of this days I will do the Wild Thing movie thingy.( I am talking about the car-washings-scenes )

I will come back with more....:D

The Black Box

The captain calls the crew to the cockpit and informs them they are going to ditch due to both engines failing.

The pretty cabin crew starts screaming and runs out of cockpit, sits in jump seat, pulls out her mirror and starts doing her make up, other crew ask "what are you doing" to which she ...replies, "when the rescuers come they'll save the beautiful one first"

On hearing this the another crew member runs to her jumpseat and takes of her top before strapping herself in, other crew ask "what are you doing" to which she replies, "when the rescuers come i think they'll save the one with the biggest breasts first".

The super dark-skinned crew member then goes to her jumpseat and takes off all her clothes, other crew ask "what are you doing?" to which she replies, "I have watched the discovery channel, the first thing the rescuers look for is the black box"

A New Blog

What is there to do in the desert ?
Simple.
Write a blog.
Maybe the sun won't be that hot...

Ok, this is a blog where I will share of the happenings here in the hot sun.