The captain calls the crew to the cockpit and informs them they are going to ditch due to both engines failing.
The pretty cabin crew starts screaming and runs out of cockpit, sits in jump seat, pulls out her mirror and starts doing her make up, other crew ask "what are you doing" to which she ...replies, "when the rescuers come they'll save the beautiful one first"
On hearing this the another crew member runs to her jumpseat and takes of her top before strapping herself in, other crew ask "what are you doing" to which she replies, "when the rescuers come i think they'll save the one with the biggest breasts first".
The super dark-skinned crew member then goes to her jumpseat and takes off all her clothes, other crew ask "what are you doing?" to which she replies, "I have watched the discovery channel, the first thing the rescuers look for is the black box"