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Thursday, November 11, 2010

Itu budak jahat.

Crew 1 : arghhhh...the L4X is slow.
Mak Piah : It's ok. He is new. Did you speak to him about it?
Crew 1 : No.
Mak Piah : Dont tell me la. Tell him. I can see anyway.
Crew 1 : Yeah. Can u talk to him?
Mak Piah : cheeeebssss la. Then you look like an angel and I be the bi@CH?
Crew 1 : It's ok. U r doing good for all of us.
Mak Piah : Siyal la kau. For us? You meant for YOU? No I am going to talk to him about something else!
Cheebssss... cheeeeebs sangats.

Mak Piah : Don't open the lock for the toilet in front of passengers
L4X : I know. I know.
Mak Piah : Next time, dont answer me I know I know.
L4X : I know.
Mak Piah : Just say Thank You,ok? It will help u in the future. Even u already know.
L4X : Ok. ( muka masam ) Are you angry with me?
Mak Piah : Nope. I am telling u.
L4X : You look angry.
Mak Piah : I am not. This is my face.
L4X : Thank You.

Celakssssssssssssssssssss.

Crew 1 : You are a b!@cTH.
Mak Piah : If I am b!@cTH because I correct him, so be it! I am not a hypocrite like you.( masa ni Mak Piah jegil mata) Wanting to be an angel but talks behind his back. Who is the bigger b!@tCH?
Crew 1 : * pengsan*
Padan muka.

Kata ko tactful, apa lanchhhhhhh la kan.
Gi la tactful.
Gi la cakap.
Kenapa ko tak buat?
Sebab kau S I @ L, kan?

Mak Piah la jahat.
Mak Piah la b!@cTH.
Ok je.
Mak Piah tak kesah.
Tak mati dek keji.

Ni la masalah di mana mana.
Cakap depan kat orang tak mau.
Kat belakang complain sana sini.
Complain kat aku.
Siap la.


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Siapakah : Mak Piah! Mak Piah!

Mak Piah : Ko nak apa??? ( meninggikan suara )

Siapakah : Ratu cantik kata nak pindah rumah.

Mak Piah : Ha ada dia cakap kat Rambut Dawai.

Siapakah : Ratu Cantik kata dia nak pindah sebab tak nak terlibat dengan masalah masalah kat umah ko.

Cib@@@@@@@!!!! la.
Ratu cantik nak pindah sebab nak duduk dekat dengan boifren dia.
Cakap jek la nak duduk dekat boifren kau.
Tak yah nak guna alasan umah ada masalah.

Apa masalah rumah Mak Piah pulak?
Dah sah sah masalah 3 lembaga yg muncul di malam hari tu puncanya dia.
Tapi dah settle dah.
Ratu Cantik dengan Rambut dawai dah ok.
Tapi masa dia cakap nak pindah ke Rambut Dawai, masa tu tak jadik lagik.
Ok?

Ini satu hal lagik yang Mak Piah nak meroyan.
Orang keliling akan mengata Mak Piah lah puncanya.
Mak Piah yang jahat.

Tapi this time I will handle this differently.
Watch me!

1 comment:

  1. that's very interesting.. cant wait wat mak piah gonna do.. nie kena belajar nie...

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