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Sunday, March 3, 2013

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Seperti biasa, saya mangkit pepagik. Kene basuh rambut ni hari. Ketombe dah mula bersalju.Tau kan ketombe tu apa? Dandruff. Kut ari nih pakai baju itam tak salji berguguran di bahu? Tepis tepis sikit. Kejap gik berguguran lagik.

Sebelum mandi, buh dulu ayam buat sup kendian nak buat bubur nasik. Masak bubur nasik. By the time lunch break karang, nasik telah menjadik bubur lah.

Mandilah saya.
Tengah tengah mandi, berbuih syampu atas kepala, tetiba...bolehhhh..?? Boleh?? mende/kayu sangkut shower curtain tu jatuh menimpa saya yang tengah mandik. Tak ke pepagi ni saya melatah..Bersilat bagai dalam bilik mandik tu.  Oh mak hang tergolek....haaaaaaaaaa. Kuat lak tuh. Hayooooooooooooo. I didnt know I got the silat moves...hiks.

                                                                               

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29 comments:

  1. MakMonasMarch 3, 2013 at 7:14 AM

    Ketombean juga buk? Laki aku pgl lumumur. Jenuh ckp elok2 kelemumur.

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    1. Mak PiahMarch 3, 2013 at 7:23 AM

      M2P:

      lupa wey nama ketombe tu kelemumur. Pasai syampu tu beli di JKT... dia buh anti-ketombe. Hik.

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  2. Lady WindsorMarch 3, 2013 at 8:46 AM

    Lahai kesian nau kena timpa tirai kat bilik ayor. U ok ka darling?

    Okeh selamat berhari minggu...:)

    I keje..huhu :(

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    1. Mak PiahMarch 3, 2013 at 12:18 PM

      LW:

      MP buat kelas lagik esok bu abis.
      Kalau lulus lah. Kalau dak...sambung lagik.

      Sini hari minggu ialah hari berkerja bagi penduduk saudi..:-)

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  3. ..March 3, 2013 at 10:09 AM

    MP pakai syampu head&shoulders ek .... berkesan ke utk ketombe?

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    1. Mak PiahMarch 3, 2013 at 12:23 PM

      Ok ok lah kut

      Kurang sikit, tapi kalau tak basuh berhari memang lah kan...:P lubuk ketombe

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  4. mjMarch 3, 2013 at 1:27 PM

    Owh dapat bahasa baru arini, nak dekat2 ngan ketumbit hehehe

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    1. Mak PiahMarch 3, 2013 at 5:02 PM

      MJ:

      ketumbit kat mata kan? Hehehe.

      kalau ngintai ong mandi VOG&$ dapat ketumbit.Hik Hik.

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  5. UnknownMarch 3, 2013 at 3:52 PM

    MP,

    Masa kayu tu jatuh MP dalam keadaan .... ???? Sila isi tempat kosong. Dan bersilat dalam keadaan ....??? Sila isi tempat kosong lagi. hahahahahah sakit perut gelak. Ok maaf kan daku terpaksa gelak. Jangan sakit belakang lagi k. Take care bebeh.

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    1. Mak PiahMarch 3, 2013 at 4:49 PM

      FA:

      jopan dia ialah VOG#&..lol.

      Tak kene belakang. jerit dan melatah sebab terkejut.

      Thank U.

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  6. blu4skyMarch 3, 2013 at 4:36 PM

    MP,
    thank you sbb you dpt buat i tergelak..i can imagine camno u bersilat kat bilik mandi tu..hihibi

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    1. Mak PiahMarch 3, 2013 at 4:50 PM

      Blu:
      Memula tu latah pastu MP gelak dan mengah sebab gelak sengsorang.

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  7. DeLancrettLurpakMarch 3, 2013 at 4:45 PM

    erk! ngeri!

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    1. Mak PiahMarch 3, 2013 at 7:46 PM

      DLL:

      peringatan. dilarang menyanyi dalam shower. nyanyian akan membuat anda menari dan kendian akan berlaku adegan diatas. :P

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  8. ahkakbatikMarch 3, 2013 at 5:31 PM

    MP! tu yg rendah depan mesen basuh tu sinki ke? pasaipa rendah sgt? ni toilet Hobbit ke?
    ke tu tempat ek-ek?
    tengah bayangkan cemana nk ek-ek dlm sinki yg rendah itu??!!

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    1. Mak PiahMarch 3, 2013 at 7:48 PM

      Kak Tek:

      tu pat sua "monts" untuk ritual setelah beraktiviti. tapi tak pakai lah. takde reja nak projek sini, pastu selesai di next counter. LOL Pakai jek hand bidet.
      :P

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    2. Mak PiahMarch 3, 2013 at 7:49 PM

      pembetulan: tu dryer. mesin basuh lagik satu. tidak kelihatan di dalam gbr. ;-) berlagak dengan harta syarikat.:P

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  9. ||alis||March 4, 2013 at 2:00 AM

    itulah dia sudah ketombe ditimpa curtain.

    haishh.. hati2.. alis klu jumpa toilet gni wajibullll tingat ke film2 final destination i smpai v nun.

    huawaaa...!!! jaga2 mp... ade yg menghati. sekian.

    wawawa aku pulop yg takut nk up komen ni. hoho

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    1. Mak PiahMarch 4, 2013 at 5:38 AM

      Alis:

      keh keh keh Alis..pepatah baru daaaa.
      fiem tu ngeri weh. Jangan banyak ngat tengok citer horor kang terbaynag bayang.


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  10. NenetPenne (NP)March 4, 2013 at 7:00 AM

    kalau citer melayu mesti dok kata malang akan terjadi..

    my bilik mandi NP tak ada curtain shower sebabnya takut cicak menyembunyikan diri di situ..so its just bare....

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  11. Real Life in MalaysiaMarch 4, 2013 at 7:58 AM

    MP hati hati eh dalam bath ...

    xxx

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    1. Mak PiahMarch 4, 2013 at 8:45 AM

      Real and NP :

      No singing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing...and dancing lead to the aboved-uploaded picture and in some cases slipping.

      Hik hik hik

      Shine bright like a diamond! oooh yeah...

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  12. AnonymousMarch 4, 2013 at 9:58 AM

    mak piah..

    ingatkan ketombe=katoomba dalam bahasa pasar.. kuikuiku

    xxx
    ecah

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  13. IrfaMarch 5, 2013 at 9:04 AM

    ketombe?
    pes time dengar
    mmbayangkan MP tgh mandi.eh!

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    1. Mak PiahMarch 6, 2013 at 7:33 AM

      Irfa:
      nih lah dianya hari hari duk berbahasa Indo..tak jadiknya cengitu.

      Hik hikbayangkan lepas mandi..kain batik pakai berkemban., ken tola buat turban atas kepala..

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  14. NashaysMarch 5, 2013 at 2:07 PM

    Dasat silaat urut kepala MP sambil palang langsing cuba melarikkan diri...

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    1. Mak PiahMarch 6, 2013 at 7:35 AM

      Nashays:
      mana pergi eh? Lamaaaaaaaaaaaa tak de dgr khabar?

      heheh.

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  15. Yong Is My NameMarch 6, 2013 at 9:47 AM

    MP,

    cik yong mengalami nasib yang sama di pagi hari ini.
    ;-(

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